1. team-bear-arms:


    Keep talkin shit. I’ll marry ya mom and make ya curfew 9 o’clock

    I advise you to step, son
    Before I fuck ya moms, make you my step son.

    (via theycallmemiketaylor)


    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it

  3. heisenbabe:

    i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

    (via sometimecynic)


  4. "Two people don’t fall in love because they sleep in the same bed, but because they share the same dreams."
    —  Mark Amend (via psych-facts)

  5. zanabism:

    being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the haters” you should be assessing your behaviour, your language, and mindset for signs of prejudice, discrimination, and sympathy/support for unfair and violent treatment towards racially persecuted people in your country 

    (via inmimesis)


  6. roselastrider:

    >gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

    >she then tells me to talk dirty

    >tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

    >she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

    >copulate and educate

    (via sistercristian)

  8. (Source: fcsoap, via sometimecynic)


  9. thefingerlesspianist:

    If you remember


    I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

    (Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via josejalapeno352)


    1. drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
    2. me: bye i love you
  12. nosdrinker:

    this is the teacher from the incredibles

    (Source: yimmyayo, via bropaulcalypse)

  13. (Source: notbedelia, via pradabaggins)