1. (Source: highnotesthekid, via h-alfaxa)

     
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  4. unclefather:

    anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

    (Source: unclefather, via captainspensaurus)

     

  5. "A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"
    — My boyfriend trying to get head (via ihearmelodies)

    (Source: marrowack, via captainspensaurus)

     
  6. (Source: kittenmeats, via h-alfaxa)

     
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  9. joshhutchercat:

    my heart says yes but my mom says no

    (via captainspensaurus)

     

  10. islette:

    if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

    (via b3ardedp0seidon)

     

  11. thefoxxnextdoor:

    My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

    (via originalslimjim)

     
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  13. pearlsandalexandrites:

    I think I watched this on my iPad in algebra 2 for two straight weeks on repeat.

    (Source: juhvaad, via artintraveinously)

     
     
  14. artintraveinously:

    David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.

    haha yass^^

    (Source: amethyst-alchemist)

     
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